I always seem to hear a saying that describes how two people know that they are comfortable with each other if they can spend time together without needing to speak. Laurita and I did just that the night of the 25th as we hit "zombie mode" after an entire day of exploring Ticino.
I woke up early the day of the 26th and went on a morning run. I kept spazzing out because I was afraid of getting lost.. All of the damn houses look the same!! (Except they are so pretty) I got back to the hotel/bed and breakfast that we were staying at to discover that I was locked out. Standard. I waited like bum outside of the house waiting to get inside. There are many moments where I feel like I need a sign saying "American Idiot party of one" hanging from my forehead on this trip and this was one of them.
We showered and packed while my cousins Marvin and Monica picked us up.
Side note: Marvin is one of the most clever and hysterical people I have ever met. He has a way of proving his maturity while acting like a college kid at the same time. Despite the language barrier, he has a skill for teasing and Laurita and I love it.
Side-side note: I don't know how he does it but my great-uncle Ezio is able to make Laura and I laugh without saying a single word in English. At one point during the day Laura and I were looking at a picture of Ezio and Graziella on their wedding day. Laura tells him "que bello". He snaps his head around with a crazy look in his eye as he pulls his hands out of his pockets, makes two pistols with them, pretends to shoot the air and blows them out. Rico suave!!!!! (Keep in mind that this dude is 74.) Throughout the day he tried to prove to us his magic skills. Anytime we had to use technology (the tv, elevator, crosswalk) he would hit his hand against the machine as hard as he could and it would immediately work! The irony of his perfect timing had us laughing all day. (I can imitate his confident walk and mannerisms perfectly.. It's a gift)
ANYWAYS: Monica and Marvin picked us up and took us to breakfast and Graziella and Ezios house. Graziella can't seem to sit still while we eat.. She offers us food constantly too! (I have a feeling she would offer me food while in the bathroom if she were capable!)
After breakfast we went to see the Dam of Verzasca.. It is the same dam in the opening scene of the Golden eye: James Bond movie! Marvin went to crazy lengths to take pictures of us with the view while Monica paced back and forth nervously. (Sorry Monica! Your brother is slightly crazy!) Here is the opening scene of the movie for those who don't remember it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSvuHSqqGSw
After we saw the damn, we went to the small town of Corippo. Marvin says that there are 11 people who live in the town and all of them are a part of the city counsel. We walked up a big hill to a small cluster of buildings (it's too small to even be called a village!) I turn to face the buildings and see it all: the "restaurant" to the left, the "city hall" straight ahead, and the church to the right.... And that's it!!! (I started dancing and singing to the song 'YMCA' by the Village People, but nobody understood. The repercussions of being the only American in this group are sometimes tragic) While we explored the tiny church of Corippo, we had an interesting conversation about the two extremes in life: 1 extreme is working ones entire life to live comfortably with materialistic things. The other extreme is living with only what you need and anything more is unnecessary. Both of these ways of living are good, but spent a lot of time debating and discussing the ways of living by comparing LA to this little village of Corippo.
After Corippo, we drove further north trough the Valley of Verzasca to a more "normal" sized village called Sonogorno. There was a farmers market where Laurita and I had a lot of fun exploring! However, the main purpose of our visit was to font a restaurant with a TV to watch the Formula1 race that day! (Marvin is crazy about Ferrari and Laura is crazy about a driver named Kimi.. We tease her a lot about this celebrity crush!) we found a tv with success and convinced the people to all watch the race with us. Our seat was next to a beautiful window that unveiled the snow capped Alps.. (Pictures coming once I have a laptop.. I'm writing this on my phone!) We ate and watched the race.. But there was one small problem.. FLIES!! There were flies EVERYWHERE. Marvin got so annoyed with the flies that he took a fly swatter from the manager and began swatting them at the table!!!!! Gross, but we were laughing hysterically (awesome picture to be posted ASAP!)
The race was two hours long, so I was able to take my time exploring who and what was in the restaurant.. I look up at the ceiling and see a HUGE sticky rope that was used to catch flies stretching all across the restaurant!! The worst part was that it was absolutely covered in dead flies.. Another round of belly laughs commenced as we watched each others faces turn green from nausea!
Toward the end of the race, a customer is talking to the manager and something catches my eye.. A fly (naturally). I notice two of them on his back and then notice the worst.. About 4 more are gathered right in the middle of his butt. I am not kidding..They were located at a very inconvenient spot on his rear end. I pointed to his butt to make Marvin and Laura look.. And yet ANOTHER round of belly laughs follow! Jokes about the poor mans cleanliness continued for the rest of the time spent in the restaurant.
After this long lunch we went to our family's home in Vogorno. The home is 150 years old and made of huge bricks by hand on the side of a mountain. My Noni (grandma who now lives in the US) lived here growing up and this is where Ezio and Graziella stay when the weather is nice. The church is 30 yards away from the house and is the oldest in the Valley of Verzasca. (There are SO MANY churches, so this is very impressive!) We explored the church while Marvin explained that they hope to someday have enough money for the town to renovate the parts that at falling apart.
Then, we climbed. Monica was our trailblazer as she showed us the goats owned by their neighbors and took many pictures with us and the view. There is a river at the bottom of the valley what makes the entire area look like an exact scene from "Heidi". There is something miraculously beautiful about the simplicity of this area.
After exploring, we were finally able to rest!! Graziella cooked us traditional polenta and stew as we sat around the fire. We talked and listened to each other while Marvin translated. Graziella is so beautiful and generous.. She looks and even speaks just like my Noni.. I love being around her.
***Mom, dad, and grandma: the following paragraph contains information that you may not want to read.. This is your warning (I am writing these things down for memories sake!)****
After dinner, Marvin and I had a glass of Ticino wine. It was very good! (But I don't have much experience when it comes to wine) However, the real humor came when Ezio asked Laura and I to try 'Grappa'.. Not knowing what it was, we accepted a very very little amount just to taste. We both try it and OUR BODIES ARE BURNING! Desperately grasping for some water Laura yells "I THINK I JUST DRANK PERFUME!!".. I google translate 'Grappa' to Shnaps. (45% alcohol..holy crap!) We were breathing FIRE! Poor Laurita and I don't have much experience with alcohol so we made quite the scene while we questioned wether the grappa was burning holes in our stomachs or not. I texted this to my mom and she responds "don't drink it! You will grow hair on your chest! And puke!"... I wish I had gotten that message 5 minutes earlier!
We spent the rest of the night relaxing outside and enjoying each others company. Ezio played some Swiss music while we spoke. Suddenly, Barry mantilows song "Copa Cabana" starts playing. The hilarity of little old Ezio singing about a showgirl named Lola was too much to handle! Belly laughs immediately ensued. He decided to change things up: he pulled out a beautiful music box and started playing the slow melody... The change of pace in music was even funnier! (You guessed it, more belly laughs!! Great Ab workouts!)
We are now getting ready for bed in this old home in Vogorno. We are very sleepy but extremely happy. I am loving discovering this whole other side of my family, and love even more that my best friend is here to share the memories with me!














